If found in the wild, Zacha Rosen should not be approached. Rather you should back away slowly, at all times taking care not to come between him and his young. Although he is classified as an author of arts pieces and fiction, you should not confuse this with the habit of a herbivorous diet. Do not attempt to study him by reference to his stool, as this is considered rude by most cultures.
Shoes are not pictured to scale, obviously.